Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

(Source: livenights, via itsthelesbiana)

alltheprettyones:

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

heh

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

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wartortles:

sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know

(via celebrityydreams)

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

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